Saturday, November 24, 2007

Locker?...Dead!...Willingham?...


VS.



Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'!


What the fuck happened to the Cougars I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.



LET'S DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!



Thats right folks, today is the day we end on a high note, stand up and shout it aloud.



Sure we've got an iffy quarterback, a swiss cheese defense and a coach who couldn't find a decent play if it were sitting on his face.



BUT TODAY WE FINISH UP STRONG, TODAY WE SHOW OUR LAST SPARK OF WHAT COULD'VE BEEN.


TODAY WE WIN THE APPLE CUP!




Other games to follow today:



vs.


#4 Missouri vs. #2 Kansas



You know how at the beginning of every year where we all get together, get REALLY drunk, raise our glasses and say THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT US, THIS IS OUR CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON!



Students at the winner of this game will actually have some merit in those drunken ramblings.


(Personal Note: I am pulling for Mizzou simply beacuse Columbia is the coolest College Party Town this side of Pullman!)
vs.



Eastern Washington vs.McNeese State
NCAA I-AA (Don't you dare call it FCS) Playoffs.


AND


vs.


Central Washington vs. Nebraska-Omaha

NCAA Division II Playoffs

OK, so you can't actually watch either game, and no one really cares about I-AA football, and care even less about D-2 Football. But it is still nice to see at least a couple local schools with a shot at a National Title!

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