Breaking down the rest of this years winners

OK, so with my soul successfully purged over DoucheBag McDrinkypants winning Coach of the year, (see previous post) I figure we chould breakdown the rest of this years winners.





PAC-10 OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Dennis Dixon, QB, Oregon

Really can't argue with this one. He was obviously all that Oregon had going for it in 2007, lets just hope he heals up enough for the pros.

PAT TILLMAN PAC-10 DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Sedrick Ellis, NT, USC

Again, extremely hard to argue with this one, USC's defense was unstoppable and you could have pretty much picked anyone from that side of the ball for the Trojans.

PAC-10 FRESHMAN OF THE YEAR- Jake Locker, QB, Washington

The hetero-man love continues for Locker. Somewhere Barry Tompkins is lying next to Locker in bed, stroking his hair and whispering "I'm proud of you, my little man"


ALL CONFERENCE TEAMS

Not gonna map them all out but:

1st team Offense:
Brandon Gibson

2nd team Offense:
Alex Brink
Jed Collins


No Defensive or Special Teams players to speak of, shocked? Me neither.